.. result in things like your own inner collapse after seeing something on TV that reminded you [poignantly] of your romantic past, ready to unexplainedly blubber in front of your friends. Not my fav. What was that movie where both the M & F leads “erased” their memories of each other, only to have [...]
Our pessimistic friends at http://www.noutopia.com/ have some enjoyable posts.
“Bush McCain McBush BuCain CaBush McCush McBain McSame”
I was using passwords like “shudder” & “dubbya” before he took office… I think we all still have that scared rabbit feeling, no ??
We’re all but circling [...]
Cheaper, snazzier iPhones coming, so we’ll hear about tech junkies sleeping on sidewalks to get the sometime in July. Christ, get a life!! Play with your schmeckie for a few weeks until the demand drops off, maybe save a couple bucks…
Well, Frack, the day’s just been a black hole to my productivity. Too bad one cannot just pull a curtain past your door or cubicle gateway that says “Frack off for today, I’m TRYing to get all the other shit done!”. But, then there would be the one dink that ignores it, sweeps it aside [...]
I work in technology, BUT: Modern computing still doesn’t make sense, in some regards. (1) Things that sound simple, like cutting & pasting text from a PDF into email. Why, gods why, can it not paste it in the same ORDER that it appears in the PDF? It’s just too much to [...]
Oh boy, this woman has had some bad experiences, but it’s posted in good fun, so you gotta go see it.
See the great egress here !
Bummer, they pulled it. I thought it good enough to archive, lol, so look for it here soon.
(Originally http://westernmass.cxxxxxlist.org/w4m/730072351.html)
Okay, so there’s like 2 MILLION viruses for Winblows, aren’t U glad you chose the more popular platform? <snicker>
You can’t go 18 minutes without keeping all the defenses up, because the web is a dangerous place- for YOU. I have witnessed a clean install of XP become infected in that short a time, right before [...]
For the top comedian of our era. A sad day, indeed. I KNEW something was wrong in the universe..
George Carlin died sunday, of heart failure, at 71.
Frack, he was right…
“Although some criticized parts of his later work as too contentious, Mr. Carlin defended the material, insisting that his comedy had always been driven by an [...]
Thank you, AT&T. The ‘In France’ commercial was a marvel, the detail at the end of the dog dragging his ass across the carpet was just too good. From the imagination comes the detail that somewhere off camera is some poor schmoe with a latex glove, who was [we pray] paid a bit extra to [...]
Stumbled across some old joke motivational poster images. This one struck me chuckling.
I’m unique, too.. But yes, that does not ALWAYS make one useful. Hard truth, straight up.
I used to know someone who was just SO proud that they were a fracked up, malformed adult. This one was capable of horrible outsized anger, and under [...]
Proof in the pudding that a certain internet dating site tries to stir things up by having computer-automated winks & email sent among their members- when you apparently email yourself four times in a day. I don’t think so! Sure, narcissism has its moments, but give me a fracking break, you fools.
Five minute+ run-on message from a customer (Far more info than what is required..) – $0
Annoyance that it’s on the cell line you Specifically asked someone NOT to give to folks – $0
Headache from the details of what they describe in the message – $0
Fact that they failed to leave their phone number (And apparently [...]
…is pointless, obviously. Just another place to bitch about the things that would make you exclaim “Oh, Christ! What Now?!?”. More likely to piss off the mentally unbalanced than ever before (And believe me, I have some not-too-distant experience there). If you can’t handle it, please disregard our Frackin’ bad words & go elsewhere [...]
Frustrated with a client- Phrase of the day: “How about y’all MAKE A CHOICE ?” I lay out [3 times, no FOUR!] that choice #1 must be made first, then & only then we can talk about choice #2…   Is it just too much to ask? Thank You
Please, just shut the Frack up and wait your turn!
Does the phone have to ring every two minutes? If your call couldn’t be answered at 10:32 , WHAT the Frack makes you think that trying again at 10:34 makes sense? This is not a 911 line, for god sake. Nobody gives a shit, but [...]
061808 OhChristWhatNow is finally pushing steam out the stack… Please stand by… Why the hell would we, if you’re too lazy to post something. Why do they bother with an “Under Construction” sign on sites if it’s pretty plain they’re not up to the task of adding content?
Can you tell how difficult it is [...]