Say it together now: “I Don’t Know”

If you simply don’t know, for frack sake, admit it. It’s far simpler than “dazzling us with bullshit”, and it’s far more genuine. Stop dancing around the fact, and just admit it; “I Don’t Know”.  Simple enough?  Need counseling in order to achieve this lofty goal?

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Know anyone that suffers from H.U.B. Disorder?

(Head Up the Butt) Disorder affects millions of americans, and is typically transmitted by verbal encounter, so be careful and don’t listen to idiots ! (Click for even larger version)

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Either Smile or step aside, please …

[One of our main contributors] Once again imagining that I can see the future; both with a romantic involvement and an image of some other details working out.
And let’s re-offer to bake your noodle, scroll down to the post on 7/7/08 about our eyes seeing the future- or our minds trying.
- And for anyone trying [...]

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Some people just don’t hear us…

[Guy walks into girlfriend's apt, closes the door. Bald cat walks across the kitchen, exits to hall..]
“Honey, I think you misunderstood me when I asked if you’d be willing to try shaving your pu**y…”

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