Date: 2008-06-23, 5:55PM EDT
I'm a 35 year old single mother looking to meet a very shallow man, who
is really not good looking or fit but describes himself as fit, he
should be someone with the worst diet, smoker, heavy beer drinker,
awful to children, and loves to spend quality time infront of the TV.
He should have high expectations of women, expecting that she is fit
and very attractive and is willing to submit to him entirely because
that after all is every porn star that exists - right?
I want him to be hooked on porn, and drugs and have missing teeth
(at least one that is visible). He should say he looks young but
actually looks weathered and cannot really satisfy a woman in bed (a
one minute man).
He should also be cheap, expects the woman to do all the paying for.
When he gets out of work, and that is if he is unfortunate enough
to have a job, he expects dinner served on the table before the massage
he gets prior to his hot tub bubble bath. I want him to have bad
hygiene, bad breath and be the sarcastic bastard he is. I want him to
most of all have bad table manners and flirt with all of my friends. To
top it all I want him to be the father of at least 4 kids he doesn't
take care of and be balding.
(OMG) the response I am receiving has aroused me to add a few more
criterias! He must love to eat tuna and catch dolphins, also he must
love having people watch him masturbate, and he must never hold back
when letting a woman know how he feels about the female gender
especially if he comes from a background of intense emotional abuse
caused by his mother. Plusses are: Criminal history (serious one only)
Any sexually transmitted illness, still lives with parents and is over
21 yoa, has been homeless at least once in the past few months, is on
the deadbeat dads list, has stretch marks all over (very hot), and is
very culturally incompetent!
Thank you for reading what ads should really say.
